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Fish Jokes

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Here are our fish jokes from the book __Pet Jokes That Will Make You Howl!__ by Terry Perce and Ruth Musgrave:

Why did the man put the trout on a plane? He wanted to see flying fish!

What is the goofiest fish in the sea? The clownfish!

Where do fish eat their breakfast cereal? In a fish bowl!

What resource do fish use for school reports? The fin-ternet!

What find of fish recites his ABC's while he wrestles? An Alpha-Beta fighting fish!

What do tropical fish celebrate in November? Tanks-giving!

What kind of fish has wings? Angel fish!

What did the plain fish say to the goldfish? "Beauty is only fin deep!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Salmon. Salmon who? Salmon some friends are chasing sticks.

What do you get when you cross a clownfish with a rabbit? A funny bunny!